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Rasputin's Root Beer
Evan Esparza
I had a dream,
where my cats crapped everywhere
and it overwhelmed me
So i read my stars
that told me i suck
and that's went i walked off
and started to strut.
She-He built his house out of styrofoam
bitter foam,
we scraped some off and smoked it to get high
i will not lie.
Axel rose is probably not a nice man,
but did he fart in your mouth and make you blow it back in his face for a couple of bucks?
or did you just fuck your mom and she gave you spinal tap,
hey, i'd be mad too.
Evan Esparza has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Evan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Evan's latest works: