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Jen Forssander

Music blasting, drums beating
People star from all around
I can’t help but blush
In this strange lush
Room all around

Scream a name
Sing a song
Things I do in spare time
Where to go I don’t know
I just hate this snow

Phone rings in math
And Reidy’s a phsyochopath
I guess I gotta detention

Life just sucks what else is new
Hey hand me a mountain dew

This is funny and quit swell
But like the Grinch said
Wait can’t say that

Well have a nice day
Ryan Cecrests gay

And my friend baths in bananas

Jen Forssander has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jen's latest works:

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Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:31