Very Bad Poetry

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Dombhading .

We never once talked about a blow dryer;

“Zero tolerance for lactose intolerance,” says in the powder keg.

Please do not request no spicy hot, I bet.

Save the sperm whales! Collect the whole set!

Go hang a piece of salami!

I am a lasagna worm!

How to comb your curly burgundy hair?

Cannibals are what we enjoy to eat;

She’d love to, but I am building a pig from a kettle.

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06