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We never once talked about a blow dryer;
“Zero tolerance for lactose intolerance,” says in the powder keg.
Please do not request no spicy hot, I bet.
Save the sperm whales! Collect the whole set!
Go hang a piece of salami!
I am a lasagna worm!
How to comb your curly burgundy hair?
Cannibals are what we enjoy to eat;
She’d love to, but I am building a pig from a kettle.
Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works: