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Joey Ruskuls
The tar on the street is black
Peanut butter jelly on a baseball bat
Walking home I crossed paths with a white cat
My bestfriend is rather fat
I like Canadians because there country is cool
I really do not like Prospect High School
I enjoy looking at my toolbar on my computer screen
My sound is always down so you don’t here my speakers scream
I like Internet explorer over Firefox
I like to play video games on my Xbox
One spicy Chicken go-wrap will do
When I eat a subway sandwich with extra ranch I drool
I like how “W” can also be a “M”
I like to bug the crap out of my friends
I don’t like the smell of South Bend
I wonder whatever happened to White Hen
I use to get my milk from there…
Joey Ruskuls has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Joey's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Joey's latest works: