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Ranch Dressing on the Windowsill

Ace Kale

I put the bottle
Up onto te windowsill
Where you left your old namecard
And your shitty gel.

I want you bad
Like the ranch on the sill
Without the bottle
At the corners of my mouth.

Make me your salad and
Squirt me with dressing.
The green's unseen till
The light dies down.

Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works:

I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick

Submitted Jun 22nd 2010, 13:09

Cracker-Jack Wedding

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 23:43

Fool, I Loves You

Submitted Jun 8th 2010, 22:56