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Poem 649

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Rabid Office Monkey

Stacy Jackson

Song lyrics about bad bosses and their stress monkeys across the globe.

Verse 1
Your emails are so inane.
Your phone calls make me insane.
Knowing you rots out my brain.
I’m a rabid office monkey!

Verse 2
Got me runnin’ to the bank.
Got me fillin’ up your tank.
I’m the monkey you wanna spank.
I’m a rabid office monkey!

Chorus
Think I’m your Girl Friday?
If I had it my way,
I’d make like a banana and split.
Instead I gotta dance
With a chimpy little prance.
I’m working up my rabid spit!

[Heinously Rockin’ Guitar Solo]

Repeat Verse 1

Chorus
Got my mouth foamin’
Soon I will be roamin’
The halls lookin’ for you
Better run and hide!
It’s a jungle here inside
When I get my hands on you!

On you!

On you!

I’m a rabid office monkey!

Stacy Jackson has published since joining on 12/3/08. Read more of Stacy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Stacy's latest works:

Rabid Office Monkey

Submitted Mar 12th 2008, 05:32