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nina lina
I'm so terribly sorry,
I can't make it to your party,
I have plans for that day.
The Twilight Zone marathon is on,
This television isn't going to watch itself.
I'm also going to shave my legs,
And my sock drawer needs organizing.
Besides, I'm way to cheap to buy you a gift,
And I don't really want to see you
Or any of your obnoxious friends.
You'll all have a much better time
When I'm not there,
So you can talk about me
Behind my back.
Have a happy birthday Katie!
Sincerely,
Nina
nina lina has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of nina's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of nina's latest works: