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Poem 1179

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Miss. B .

My thoughts are all perfectly arranged
and ready to be fired
in rapid succession when you arrive,
but they land in fragments on the floor at your feet
and are swept away without thought
but you don't seem to mind
you still smile
better luck next time, I suppose

Miss. B . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Miss. B's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Miss. B's latest works:

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Submitted Dec 2nd 2008, 14:03

Ode To My Hands

Submitted Dec 2nd 2008, 14:01

Fingertips

Submitted Nov 28th 2008, 10:07