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Questions about President Obama
Chuck Anziulewicz
Pardon me if I end
this first line with a comma,
but I have a few questions
about President Obama.
Did he ever travel to Nepal
and live in a yurt?
Did he fall off a mountain
and suffer a hurt
or a TRAUMA?
President Obama?
When he was a teenager
did he often wear plaid?
On his birthday, did he ever
get gifts from his dad
and his MOMMA?
President Obama?
When visiting his grandma,
did he ride in a sleigh?
Does he ever take Michelle
out to see a good play
or a DRAMA?
President Obama?
When visiting a synagogue
does he read from the Torah?
When walking in the woods
does he appreciate the flora
and the FAUNA?
President Obama?
Did he ever hit his tooth
and crack the enamel?
In a caravan, would he prefer
to ride on a camel
or a LLAMA?
President Obama?
Chuck Anziulewicz has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chuck's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chuck's latest works: