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Poem 1309

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Purell on a Desk

Painful Desires

Purell
Dripping on a desk
drip
drip
drip
SHLOP!
The purell said to me
with a cold plastic face
why do you betray me?
OH purell!
my hands are so dirty
but you clean the desk
like antibacterial lube
now your empty
just like my heart
and my checking account
with dirty hands
could life get any suckier?

Painful Desires has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Painful's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Painful's latest works:

p33n

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:54

Methalenedioxymethamphetimine.

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:51

Butt Creme

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:49