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Pudd

Edward Krayva

Sandra's beauty is not decreased by her everpresent drool,

She is the fairest lass of all, a bright and shining jewel

everyday we walk together, up the hill to the high school

the other students laugh at me and say I am a fool

but I don't care because I know, that I am really cool

Sandra and I are on our way to go to HoJo's pool

where we will frolic all day long and drop a couple stools

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29