Very Bad Archive
Prototype Girlfriend
Robert Hawkins
Superficial, gullible,
Great body, good looking.
Doesn't know a riposte,
From a fence post.
Brain specs:
Semi-somnolent.
Light is on but lamp is low.
Easily mesmeric.
Suggestive to allusions.
Receptive with alacrity.
Tractable.
Vigilant in disassembling,
her ego.
To its insouciant state.
Resuscitate ego to my specifications.
Conditioning.
My glorification,
Her total devotion.
Physical specs:
Capable of the menial.
Lawn an laundry.
Cleaning my house,
Cleaning my pants pipe.
Earning me a paycheck.
Allude to use her body.
**Strippers, good money**
There's that alacrity.
She is adamant that,
I don't work.
She doesn't want me tired,
From lugging my heavy thoughts around.
Sex specs:
As with any woman,
Inexorable domination.
Simple.
Multiple, multiples orgasms.
To her heart,
Through her clitoris.
She will be drooling,
in her drawers.
Any time you walk in the door.
Practical exigencies:
Urge for some different,
Wang dang sweet poontang?
Have her bring it home.
Another stripper.
Insinuate.
Implant.
Her idea.
Overview:
Naivete anomaly, inherent in females,
Likely genetic.
At almost eighty percent ratio.
The other twenty percent.
They are the spice,
That make for a merry life.
But a bitch to score.
rlh
note: use your mind can tell
innocence from assurance.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: