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Poem 332

Very Bad Archive

Procrastination Incapacitation

Chi Zhang

There are people out there
Who don't do much of anything.
There are people out there
Who won't do much of anything.
A subtle difference, a major truth.
Incapacitation
Procrastimation
Jive to idiocy
Jive to merry-making two hours before your history report is due
Take a toke
Get a whiff
It's there
But you're not
What's that?
What are you doing?
Nothing?
It's alright, little buddy.
You're in good hands.
You can start later.
Time is a commodity you can afford to miss.

Chi Zhang has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chi's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chi's latest works:

What are u doing?

Submitted Nov 8th 2007, 22:40

Utter Crapitude

Submitted Nov 8th 2007, 22:40

Succinct

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 22:05