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Preux Chevalier, Sans Peur et Sans Sans Reproche

Robert Hawkins

The chigger jumped on the Yellow Jackets back.
While extolling, the usual glee.
I will be eating you.
Before you can sting me.
Her profile was sexy,, appealing.
So I ate her.
Busy chigger Bobby.
(lol)
That ever pert near lovin.
Man o-yo-lovin-yo's.
You sweet thing yo's.
bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51