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Presidential Erection
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner
Lurking in the shopping mall,
Trying to hide this huge erection
In order not to startle folks, I must avoid detection
Oh No! Here comes a girl my way, I need some ice cold water!
Wait! What's this? My boner's gone! Oh, that's Bill Clinton's daughter!
Samuel Vincent Boxleitner has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samuel Vincent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samuel Vincent's latest works: