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Prayer to the Wind.

Mark Avery

Oh wind that bloweth,
do taketh care
to not mess up
my coiffured hair

It costeth plenty
to have it done
Don't blow my money
forgive the pun

So if this prayer
hath any clout
then please, dear wind,
please peter out.

Mark Avery has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mark's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mark's latest works:

Ode to kitchenware

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 19:33

Prayer to the Wind.

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 19:25