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Potato's.

Lizzy Dive

Well done Potato's.
Well done indeed.
For you are round and splendid.
All who eat you feel the wonder that is you.
You oh lovely you!
Round Potato.
1 potato...
2 potato...
3 potato...
4...
5 potato...
6 potato...
7 potato more.
Dear sprout, oh sprout what a lovely sprout you are.
You go with everything.
Gravy, carrots, parsnips, pea's, sausages, lamb chop, gammon, trout yadda yadda yadda.
Well done Potato's.
Well done indeed.
We salute you.
Amen.

Lizzy Dive has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Lizzy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lizzy's latest works:

Potato's.

Submitted Jun 6th 2009, 11:52