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Poopoo Moomoo

Ace Kale

I bought you a
poopoo moomoo
when I was at the Goodwill.
And I bought me a flick
that didn't have a case.
Turned out to be
a bbq on a midsummer's day.

The stain will come out with some Shout...so don't worry.
Gees, someone must have had the swine flu, cause that stain is cha cha green.
Whoo, the smell!!!
Smells like Porky Pig's girlfriend squeezed out a big-ass log!

You can wear your poopoo moomoo for me, while we have tea under the sea at noon.
Then I'll drive to the hardware store and pick up some paint. Then you can cut the fungus off of my toe nails while you peel me some eggs!

Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works:

I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick

Submitted Jun 22nd 2010, 13:09

Cracker-Jack Wedding

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 23:43

Fool, I Loves You

Submitted Jun 8th 2010, 22:56