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Poem 759

Very Bad Archive

Politics

Harold Miller

when I went to college
I went joined the ROTC

we sat around and drank beer
played lots of games of Shotsee

I always watched Happy Days
and especially liked Potsie

I got some serious problems
but unlike bush, I ain't a nazi

Harold Miller has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Harold's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Harold's latest works:

Andover Attack

Submitted Jun 20th, 04:09

Politics

Submitted May 16th, 09:14

Ballad of Herbie

Submitted May 7th, 04:16