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Political Eggs
Turner Crotchkey
real politicians don't beg,
they make promises and then reneg
they will convict you of war crimes and sentence you in the Hague
get away from that beer keg
stop rubbing up against that table leg
its like trying to put a round peg, into a round peg
it won't hatch by shoving it UP your ass, not an alligator egg
its dripping out his overalls,
its bound to leave a stain
hes gonna stick a cork in his butt and go and vote for McCain
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: