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Political Eggs

Turner Crotchkey

real politicians don't beg,
they make promises and then reneg

they will convict you of war crimes and sentence you in the Hague

get away from that beer keg
stop rubbing up against that table leg

its like trying to put a round peg, into a round peg

it won't hatch by shoving it UP your ass, not an alligator egg

its dripping out his overalls,
its bound to leave a stain

hes gonna stick a cork in his butt and go and vote for McCain

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00