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Poker Face

Heinz 57

Only at
3 am
In the library
Can you find
Your best friend
Dressed as a platinum blond transvestite with way to many swimsuits
Dancing to a telephone
Ring

Heinz 57 has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Heinz's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Heinz's latest works:

Wuv

Submitted Aug 5th 2010, 03:38

Lucifer

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 17:03

Red Green Blue

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 17:02