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Robert Hawkins

In that your dreams.
Preclude on my reality.
In that your dream do.
Largely vacant doo doo.
Vacancy of the cranium.
Predominate genetic trait.
Flood they do.
Like your toilet.
Damn over full of you.
Poets, shmoets.
Embarrassing.
Like your toilet.
Full of shit.
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bobby
Hey wait,, there is a poet in amongest you creeps.
Requires no polishing.
Poet,, damn good.
Besides Bobby of course.
Care to know who?
Fuck you.
Ask the obvious.
You deserve that.
..... bobby and the obvious poet,, whom you well know in that you have read their poems.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51