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Poem With a Line From a Primer

Helen Losse

This is proof.
Or something.

When lines rhyme,
you’ll know it.

Under the bed. Under a blanket.
Pink denim overalls.

Topsy-turvy rainbow.
Colors upside down.

Big, large, vulgar amounts
of foreign money counts.

Did you catch it?
"Run, Spot, run."

Helen Losse has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Helen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Helen's latest works:

Poem With a Line From a Primer

Submitted Apr 8th 2010, 15:31