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Podunk Aunt

Ace Kale

She lives in a can
Near the freeway.
Her daughter lays under guys
In parked cars, in abandoned trains.
She's a dreamer, she screams at night
For the man to come and take her away.
She don't give a damn about anything else.
Her towels stink like mold in a dirty tuna melt.

She gets up at 5 to go to work.
She's got a boyfriend that won't marry her who she likes to jerk.
She makes you feel like you want to eat.
She likes to make fun of those who drink.

Her hair is like an 80s groupy in heat.
She criticizes cause she can't hide the fink.
She says her plastic pool has peroxide so you won't swim,
Her "Buy 2 for 1" Red Lobster gift card makes her life dim.

She likes to put on a show and say she's #1.
When you walk away from smiley's, she laughs that you're dumb.
She likes to eat Dairy Queen Roast beef in the night,
Run away when she's hungry or you'll get a fight!

Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works:

I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick

Submitted Jun 22nd 2010, 13:09

Cracker-Jack Wedding

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 23:43

Fool, I Loves You

Submitted Jun 8th 2010, 22:56