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Please Suck It

Teen Queen

please suck my dick, my fake one that is
I only sex with bitches because I don't want kids
But hey if you got a dick, I don't discriminate
I'm not like most lesbians, I don't hate
Guess you sould call me bisexual
And you should know
That I take all and every bootycall
Just ask anyone, I've done it all.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

I Love Bad Poetry

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

Self Sex

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12