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Poem 3325

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Plaid

Samantha Sturm

Your Face
Is soft as lace
Your eyes
Are like diamonds in the sky
Your nose
Is as read as a rose
Your smooth lips
Kiss and make my stomach do flips
Your hair
Just has that certain flair

You make me glad
Sometimes mad
Yet never sad
Why must you wear plaid?

Samantha Sturm has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samantha's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samantha's latest works:

Plaid

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:17

Imperfections

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:16