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Pizza

Michael Schultz

Pizza is oh so good
There are a lot of places in my neighborhood
I like to eat it every day
I can eat it for every meal of the day
I like to eat it with some meat
To the creator id like to meet
It came from Italy a long time ago
It's a love that no one knows
It's probably my favorite food
I eat it when I'm in a bad mood
Other foods cannot compete
With the pizza I want to eat
It is hot to the touch
So many people love it so much
I like it when it's really hot
I like its when its cold, not
I like to order it all the time
Because its a favorite food of mine
When my mom says its time for dinner
I hope that pizza is the winner

Michael Schultz has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Pizza

Submitted Mar 31st 2011, 06:39