Very Bad Archive
Pirate Temp
Mad Cat Lady
Bumble bee colours
of yellow and black
I have donned
Fact
But busy buzzing industry
Implied by colours such as these
Today are not in my vocabulary
Flying false colours
A vast, A vast
Tow that anchor
Fix that mast
Move that thing
And that other thing
MOVE IT!
I am a temp pirate
Only here for the money
Outwardly professional and cheerful and chummy
Then snatch and grab
I take the booty and go
Away on the waves
Washing fro
Careless of hygiene
And drinking bottles of rum
With an eagle eye out
For the next sucker to come
Arrrrrg me hearties
Tis a good life, it this
Sailing the waves of fortune
And getting pissed
Mad Cat Lady has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mad Cat's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mad Cat's latest works: