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Pinokyellow The Fella With A Wooden Nose

Robert Hawkins

Pinokyellow.
Grew a long wooden nose.
Though popular with the girls.
A Texan chopped his nose off.
And used it for fire wood.
And you ask?
What are you to draw from this?
Don't come to Texas.
With a wooden nose.
rlh

note;
Excuse me, Honey De the cops are here.
Honey De,,please,,could you bring some bail money.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51