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Pink Nail Polish

Teen Queen

pink nail polish, turns me on
pink nail polish, gets me horned
pink nail polish makes me feel sexy
pink nail polish makes me give better becky
if you see me with pink nail polish on be ready to fuck
And if you got pink nail polish on than you are in luck.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

I Love Bad Poetry

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

Self Sex

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12