Very Bad Poetry

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Very Bad Archive

Pineapple Tree Falls

Dombhading .

A stumbling first step takes the world for granted –

Chair number eleven tells the tale of flowers.

A principal idea shakes beliefs widely held.

A sickingly prodigous profile asked you a question?

A shooting star shoots P!Ne@ppLe$ with a machinegun;
a sound you heard loves a good joke!

Tranquility stands upon somebody else's legs?

An enigma tests the thesis that your theorem would unleash...

Whiskey on the table is often pregnant?!

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06