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Pie

Andrew Black

I love pie
It tastes so good
Especially after I fly
Because it is a delicious food
Peach, apple, and cherry
Pie makes me feel so merry
Like Rudolph or Santa
Uhohh, I dropped my pie
O’ my lanta

Andrew Black has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Andrew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Andrew's latest works:

Pie

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:14

Shoes

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:14