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Pick Up Me On Czech

Alouicious McNamera

Acrimonious afterbirth
betrays beseeched
crayfish cousins
Delayed desserts
eagerly eat eggplant
farmed fortuitously
Genuine gross-ass growths
hasten hearkened hearse-helicopters
inasmuch… incomplete…
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divide the ads in half
multiply the addition by the subtraction
and you have
half the heart to take on
take on
Takei on-set?
Sulu present.
Hikaru hickey
hiccups
hockey
helmsman

Alouicious McNamera has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Alouicious's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Alouicious's latest works:

Pick Up Me On Czech

Submitted Sep 23rd 2009, 23:33

Bow Your Heads 1, 2, 3, 4...

Submitted Aug 21st 2009, 12:09

the last time i saw grandpappy

Submitted Aug 3rd 2009, 20:20