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Perving At The National Honors Society Dinner

Katie Eberle

I’m pretending not to notice
My knee on
Your
Knee, but
I do notice. And I want you to notice.
Because what I really want to do now,
Is
Kiss you hard on the mouth
And
Move my body towards yours
And
Stick my hand between your thighs
And
Chicken out.
Even though I ordered the beef.

Katie Eberle has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Katie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Katie's latest works:

Perving At The National Honors Society Dinner

Submitted Feb 5th 2011, 18:32