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Milly Oscar

It gasped as I cracked
The can's hole open and
I licked the frothy liquid
As it spewed over the top
And I thought to myself
"Damn, I wish I had a Diet Coke instead".

Milly Oscar has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Milly's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Milly's latest works:

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Submitted Apr 26th 2011, 05:47

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