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Peppermint Patties Pussy

D'Lux Poetic

wen i eat her peppermint patties i get da sensation
im eatin a neva endin ice cream sundae wit hot chocolate fudge & sparkle wit her orgasm on top... so umm umm good

wen i fuck her peppermint patties i get da sensation
dat dick is at da vigina spa gettin massage by her tulips wit ya juice given hydro jet pulses wit each stroke i feel chillaxsation

yet wen i eat a store bought peppermint patties i get fresh breathe & chocolate covered teeth but i dont get a sensation like i get from her peppermint patties dat i'll neva get enuff of...

D'Lux Poetic has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of D'Lux's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of D'Lux's latest works:

Peppermint Patties Pussy

Submitted May 13th 2010, 10:18

Dats My T.V.

Submitted May 12th 2010, 07:57

A-Z Poetry

Submitted May 10th 2010, 16:30