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People with Microphones

Phlactic Anna

"I think
that if you want to foster
an open environment to spark some conversation, maybe you should not be telling people why they are wrong and instead, focus on the things that hold us together."

So, you're saying that I should think like you, then?

"No, I'm saying you should think whatever you want, but also appreciate what other people have to say..."

Well, you're a hypocrite then! You're telling me that I'm wrong, and you're attacking me as a person. You're intolerant.

"Uh...I'm leaving..."

Good, you should get out of here, blah blah blah blah...

(I'm riding away on my bike.)

Phlactic Anna has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Phlactic's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Phlactic's latest works:

Proper Receptacles

Submitted May 6th 2009, 12:44

People with Microphones

Submitted May 6th 2009, 12:42

Brain Mushrooms

Submitted May 6th 2009, 12:40