Very Bad Archive
Penny farthings were so dangerous A Haiku Triad
Katie Naugle
Those ol-timey bikes
Wonder how folks mounted them...
Maybe they used stilts?
What about helmets?
Derby hats would not suffice
Your head would be smushed.
Don't think they had brakes..
One crash with a Model-T
and it's, "So long, chump".
Katie Naugle has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Katie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Katie's latest works: