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Pavlov

Gaius Caesar

Last night, I dreamt:

a soccer ball
a tiger
and a photograph of a genie.

I awoke. I heard a laugh.

It was you all along.


Gaius Caesar has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Gaius's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Gaius's latest works:

The Lunchlady

Submitted Apr 28th 2009, 11:48

Pavlov

Submitted Apr 28th 2009, 11:16