Very Bad Poetry

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Parkp

Emily Reeve

Two men, business casual
Eating lunch
A dog fetching
Couples holding hands and strolling.
I'm in the amphitheater stretched out on a bench, basking in the sun
You're nearby
Trying to sleep sitting up
Too drunk to realize (or care)
That you're dribbling down your shirt.
It's okay, you sad bastard.
I'm crying on the inside.

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

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Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22