Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 2474

Very Bad Archive

Paranoia Waiting

Maeve Paranoid

Paranoia, Paranoia.
What happened to me?
When i look around, its you I can see.
Watching me, waiting, as if I were a criminal.
but Im not, so leave me alone.
staring at me, are you? please go away, as I have to put up with this, day after day.
Watching me, waiting - for gods sake, this is mad!
I'm serious dude, you're freaking me out dad.

Maeve Paranoid has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Maeve's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Maeve's latest works:

Paranoia Waiting

Submitted Mar 24th 2010, 12:31

Tea ; Will you have a cup?

Submitted Mar 24th 2010, 12:28