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PalinProem # 1

Craig Leaf

Sore hypocrisies or a rose?
I sir, copy Heros. We
freer few wed as a bard (keeps rooms)
…till it's stressed sexes
If I was a nut for a jar of tuna
It is I, retrosorter, Dr Awkward
all its sides reversed is still a
aiobohphobia
if it is I to grammar go not on
A rair Bo-jab, I rig a gas, I did a Lass, I Kiss a sap,
I sip a Parcel bare ferret up mock computer-referable crap ap,
I sip a sass, I kiss a lad, I dis a gag, I rib a Jo briar,
A no to no grammar, tis it if I aiobohphobia!
All its sides reversed is still a Dr?
Awkward retorsorter is it I…
A nut for a jar of tuna saw
If I, sexes desserts's
Till its moors peek
Drab as a dew
We freer few
Sore hypocrisies or a rose?
I sir, copy Heros.

Craig Leaf has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Craig's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Craig's latest works: