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Painful Memories

Jim Hawkins

Ouch my jaw.
I smoked too much draw.
And that was before
I ate four bags of corn.

Jim Hawkins has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jim's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jim's latest works:

Painful Memories

Submitted Jan 13th 2011, 20:16