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Poem 3080

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Pain hurts

Anonymous Thomas

I have a toothache.
I want to die.
I only shake from the pain.
I sigh.
I wonder if I'll stay sane.
I taste blood.
The flavor does not go.
I don't want to be a vampire!
Tooth fairy won't you come?
Won't you help me?
Shakespeare* wrote that toothaches meant someone was in love.
I am not in love.
I am in hate.


*In "Much a do about nothing"

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

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Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

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Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50