Very Bad Archive
Our Love is Not Cheez Wiz
Becki Joppru
You are as good as Gouda
You resonate within me like Brie
Your bite is more pleasant than Parmesan
Your wit, sharper than the sharpest cheddar
Your heart is softer than ricotta
Your soul, sweeter than swiss
You make me hotter than pepper jack
You make me melt like velveeta
You make me bubble like molten mozzarella
Without you, I crumble like Feta
Without you, I am bluer than Roquefort
I would rather that we prov-together instead of provolone.
Becki Joppru has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Becki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Becki's latest works: