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Our Love is Not Cheez Wiz

Becki Joppru

You are as good as Gouda

You resonate within me like Brie

Your bite is more pleasant than Parmesan

Your wit, sharper than the sharpest cheddar

Your heart is softer than ricotta

Your soul, sweeter than swiss

You make me hotter than pepper jack

You make me melt like velveeta

You make me bubble like molten mozzarella

Without you, I crumble like Feta

Without you, I am bluer than Roquefort

I would rather that we prov-together instead of provolone.

Becki Joppru has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Becki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Becki's latest works:

Our Love is Not Cheez Wiz

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:27

Yellow Jell-O

Submitted Jan 15th 2009, 09:20