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Onion substitute
Turner Crotchkey
he ordered a cheesesteak
extra sauce, extra cheese
but told the chef to hold the oinions
grabbed the cheesegrater
and took off his keds
scraped the dead rotting skin from his bunnions
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: