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Poem 134

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On Public Displays of Admiration

Emily Reeve

If I were to rave
about your art,
or your writing,
or your skill
with a saw and
we were in a public place,
would you blush?
If I told you that you
were a fantastic lover,
or complimented your
ability to cook,
would you show a
hint of modesty?

If I were to
take out an ad
in the local
paper with
your picture
and a declaration
of my admiration
and undying devotion
to your mind,
your soul, and
your bangin' bod
would you be flattered?
Or would you just worry
that all of
the homosexuals
who saw it
would want your dick?

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22