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On Dis train

Kevin Castaneda

Indecisive gestures towards my heart
Marxist thoughts reign the world
Attack, defend, is that the game of love?

Beneath the sultry wayside
Entire civilization lay in ruin
Although, unseen to the naked eye
Together, whole worlds will appear
Cunt.
Horoscopic visions of our future
Oh, my, jesus.

Animalistic urges control my face
Sign for me, tonight
Sign for me, to fight

Ornery cattle rape tonight
No no, Ms. Moo, you must stay

Daedalus, the magic carpenter
Is what I say he is
Son, watch yo self

Truthful innocence in the eyes of another
Repeat history from the cries of his mother
Again, again, the slideshow does not stop
Intuition, that's our bunny hop
Needles jab

Kevin Castaneda has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kevin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kevin's latest works:

It Hurts

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:12

Shushes

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:11

I Am An Angry Lesbian

Submitted Jan 19th 2009, 19:10