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Oh, yourisdiction!..

Herr Merzmensch

Just before you started
To read my poorly written text,
My muse immigrated
To one progressive country in the West.

My inspiration has expired
Like visa H-1B.
I am exhausted, I am tired.

And night is crooning lullaby.

Herr Merzmensch has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Herr's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Herr's latest works:

Oh, yourisdiction!..

Submitted Oct 26th 2009, 06:33