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Oh Rectum

Martin Oberyon

Oh rectum, dear rectum,
how very holy thou art,
When the gas inside me builds up,
you make me want,more food


Oh rectum, dear rectum,
the day you came to pass,
when gang rape affected you,
you turned into molass..es

Martin Oberyon has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Martin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Martin's latest works:

Oh Rectum

Submitted Apr 28th 2010, 16:42